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Elliot and Irving walk off to establish who picks up the Slashie award for greatest Fighter/Tattoo model of 2006.

Dave Elliot and I appear in the Chronicle today advertising John Welsh's fighters tattoos exhibition at Newcastle University. Have a look in to the museum of antiquities to see what it's all about, you can find it on the main campus, through the archway and it's on the left if you've come from haymarket side. At the very least pick up a chronicle, you can find them at any number of verbally disabled vendors news stands. They'll be shouting something like 'Cuurrrlll!', or 'Bloody Hell!', or towards the end of the day just making a totally incomprehensible wailing noise.