Monday 27 November 2006

"He was a pro, he was fast, he fucking came out of nowhere. "

Knuckledraggers kettlebell maestro Leon 'insert nickname here' Robotham put in a strong dominant performance against Neil Burns from Gladiators gym. It was Leons debut fight, and although he came to the ring armed with the strength and skill to win, the absence of a suitable nickname was apparent - unlike his teammates, Zoolander, Robocop, Drago and the Josenator.

1 comment:

Pete Irving said...

Luc Bessons Leon was also released as 'The Cleaner', which sounds pretty bad if you don't get the reference. The U.S. release was called 'The Professional' which is an improvement. The Hitman is well overused as a fighters handle, so unless we want to call him 'The dude that nonsed Natalie Portman' we might have to look elsewhere for inspiration.